Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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