is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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