Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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