i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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