why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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