problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
either way he was missing a nipple.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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