he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The Olympian is in my bed
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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