i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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