we're chasing vodka with high fives
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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