ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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