am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.