I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"