he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?