I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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