no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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