just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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