We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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