is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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