my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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