R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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