We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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