saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We are two peas in an std pod
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
