Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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