her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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