what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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