Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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