we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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