Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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