I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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