He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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