Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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