I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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