nut hugger
He kissed a someone with a penis
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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