we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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