yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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