what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
