Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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