I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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