I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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