this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
