it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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