no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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