i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Did you pee in the oven last night??
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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