I love black thongs
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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