didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I am available for nakedness
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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