You surviving the open bar?
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Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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