Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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