wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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