I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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