no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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