"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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