do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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