when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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