Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
now i know why i became what i already was.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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